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Joke of the Day

"Guys, no one on Twitter cares about what you're doing. They just want to know about how much you hate what you're doing."

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"What do you call it when a doctor has sex with a quarantined patient? Sick Fuck."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."

"An irishman walked into a bar it's not funny, I should have been in work today."

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again."