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Joke of the Day

"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"What do you call a moari terrorist? Geeee, hard!"

"Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a pedophile? The pickpocket snatches watches. * * * * * The pedophile watches snatches"

"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"

"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"

"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"

"Why were there coffe beans at the subway station? Because they were under-ground."

"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."