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Joke of the Day

"What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"

"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."

"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."

"I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job"

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."

"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"

"I can't fall asleep/So I think of some haikus/I should go tweet one!"

"Whats long and green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger."

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"

"When a roofer works pro bono... It's on the house"