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Joke of the Day
"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"
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"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
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"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."
"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."
"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tiss"