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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."

"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""

"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."

"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."

"Why is everyone always late to Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Anonymous meetings? Because they're all tied up, but coming soon."

"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."