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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""
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"How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house? The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway."
"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"
"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""
"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."
"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."
"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."
"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"
"*closes twitter* *opens up instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes instagram* *opens up twitter*"