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Joke of the Day

"my mom discovered slang. she just texted me ""sup?"" and i wrote back ""not much nigga! just cold kickin it with my breezies!"""

"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."

"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "

"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."

"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""

"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume."

"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"