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Joke of the Day
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."
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"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."
"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :("
"The worst things in life are free, too."
"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."
"What do you call a porno with aliens in it? A science friction movie."
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence... ...because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."