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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
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"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."
"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"
"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."
"""Neighbor""- person next door ""Neigh! Brrrr!!"" - cold horse :("
"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""
"A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW ""Why?"" the man asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"[interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!"