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Joke of the Day

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."

"why do giraffes have long necks? because they have smelly feet!!"

"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop? Cause it got al dente'd up!"

"'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down"