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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."

"Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets."

"An American guy ends up in the hospital with an Australian doctor Feeling very weak and dizzy, the patient asked: -Did I come here to die? -No, you came here yesterday."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."

"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."

"What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? The Alaskan Bull Worm."

"My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"

"Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house? This is due to the fact that cats have very powerful hind legs and that houses can't jump."