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Joke of the Day
"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."
Next Joke
"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."
"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country"
"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"
"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."
"What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"