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Joke of the Day
"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."
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"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"
"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."
"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"
"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse unable to understand human speech promptly takes a dump on the floor and leaves"
"American... .. history"
"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."
"My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face."
"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."