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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"

"Me: ""I'm trying to type the word 'fucking.'"" My iPhone: ""Huh? Surely you mean 'ducking.'"" Me: ""No, I mean 'fucking'."" My iPhone: ""Bullshot."""

"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"

"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."

"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."

"What has the Middle East and Kim Kardashian's ass got in common? Both are massive, have oil and have been invaded by the west."

"what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common? Shes so easy a cave man could do her."

"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"