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"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."
"Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."
"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"
"Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo? The wood pecker."
"Good Cop: If you tell us where the money is we can help you. Bag Cop: *majestically floats around the interrogation room on AC currents*"
"What's the us army tanksman's favorite song? ""Tanks for the memories""!"