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Joke of the Day

"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."

"Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet."

"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts."

"How Long is a chinaman"

"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"

"[Job interview] -Are you going to just keep spinning around in that chair? Sorry. I didn't think we started yet."

"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"

"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."