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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? He was caught in the middle of 9/11."
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"What happens when doughnuts join a sorority? They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order."
"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"
"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse"
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."
"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."