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Joke of the Day

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

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"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."
"""Stop anthropomorphising me, bitch""- my cat, while i'm writing this."
"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? For fowl reasons."
"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"
"How about a meat that is also a dental floss? Pitch for prosciutto"
"If any one is starting a band, let me know, I'm really good at taking pictures while looking off in the distance."
"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"
"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"
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