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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."

"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."

"One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead"

"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"

"I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :("

"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."

"Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards"

"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"