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Joke of the Day

"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."

"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."

"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"

"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."

"*toddler screaming in car seat* Husband: Sounds like someone needs a nap when we get home. Me: I know. Totally. Wake me up around 4?"

"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."