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Joke of the Day
"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"
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"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""
"how tall is bruno mars?"
"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."
"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."
"I keep getting a message that ""Twitter is having issues""nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!"
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""
"Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse? He was disbarred."