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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"
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"I tried clicking on the 'NEW' tab... It just said 'Nothing to see here'."
"Two businessmen are at a bar One asks the other: ""What would you do with a loan of a million dollars?"" The other replies: ""Not become Trump."""
"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"
"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."
"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"
"Mike eats all day, that's all he does I guess he's living life to the fullest"
"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."
"If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad ""iPhone 5S for $1 only"""
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"