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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
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"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."
"You totally had me at ""I want you"" and I was so excited, I completely missed the "" To leave me alone"" part....Sorry my bad."
"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."
"A repost walks into a bar"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"
"Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water."