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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"The best part of being single is that you always get to be right."

"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."

"If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse."

"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

"[NSFW] I've been 1 week in college and already had five times the sex I had in 3 years of highschool. 5x0=0"