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"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
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"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."
"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick So my wife can blow all the money she wants"
"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""
"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."
"What does a frenchman call a lesiban threesome? Tres bien"
"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"
"According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby."