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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"
"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"
"In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke"
"I'm so incapable of accepting a compliment that I've started just flat out refusing them. Them: You look lovely today. Me: No thank you."
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"What is Santa's favorite band? Slayer."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."