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Joke of the Day

"Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had. Like a tent, a new printer, and a fourth kid."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."

"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day. Wife: ""Windows frozen."" Husband: ""Pour some warm water over them."" Wife: ""Computer completely screwed up now."""

"Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com"

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."

"The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."