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Joke of the Day

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."

"Me: Check out that car. It has 400 horses. 5-year-old: Where does all the poop go?"

"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"

"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"

"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"

"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"

"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"

"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"I learned two things in prison. Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty!"