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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"
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"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."
"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage ."
"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."
"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""
"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."