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Joke of the Day

"Me: Check out that car. It has 400 horses. 5-year-old: Where does all the poop go?"

"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."

"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"

"Ali was great but he was not the greatest... The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!"

"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."

"Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any ""Likes""... because they deserve a second chance too."

"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."

"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"