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Joke of the Day

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"

"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""

"No matter how romantic of a mycologist you are Never tell your partner you're about to give them a tiny mushroom tip."

"What is the collective noun for children? A migraine."

"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."

"My wife came home with a duck under her arm... ""This is the pig I've been fucking"" she said ""That is a duck, not a pig"" I replied ""I'm not talking to you"""

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."