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Joke of the Day

"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"

"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"

"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"

"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."

"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"

"A blind man walks into a bar I'll have a glass of wine, he says. Red or white, the bartender asks. It doesn't matter, he answers, I'm blind."

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."