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Joke of the Day
"I assume every Chinese tattoo I see stands for ""This was a mistake."""
Next Joke
"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."
"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""
"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."
"What Happens if you eat Yeast and Shoe Polish ? Every morning you will RISE and SHINE."
"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"
"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("
"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."
"If Mcdonald's served hotdogs You could ask them to upsize your McWiener"