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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."
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"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."
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"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
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