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Joke of the Day
"Some Ho decided to hit me in the face yesterday... Fucking garden tools."
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"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Patient: ""How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: ""Ten."" Patient: ""Ten what?"" Doctor: ""Nine..."""
"www.google.corn"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"Always leave the shower curtains open. *things I learned from horrors"
"[ Anything I buy from now until Christmas, I consider it a gift... ] Kids! Close your eyes and hold out your hands! ""Toilet paper?!"""
"Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay. Mom: *gasp* Dad: *clenches fists* Mom: Honey, stop! Dad: *steps forward* Mom: N- Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD."
"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"