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Joke of the Day
"If Mcdonald's served hotdogs You could ask them to upsize your McWiener"
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"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""
"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your nose between its legs?"
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."
"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."
"The NSA Agent Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport? Because he got Snowden!"
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race."
"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"