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Joke of the Day

"""Women don't like me, idk why?"" ""Maybe it's because they sense you're a psycho who will decapitate their cat?"" ""No, that can't be it."""

"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."

"Who are the most intelligent monsters? Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)"

"Someone once told me ""If you love something, set it free"". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"Jokes are like women I never get them"

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."

"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"