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Joke of the Day
"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"
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"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."
"i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang."
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."
"Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? Because he was tired of the sigh-low."
"REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho"
"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."