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Joke of the Day

"Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy? 5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby? 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it."

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side but we don't sell them!"

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""

"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"

"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."