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Joke of the Day
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
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"A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places."
"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."
"[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix"
"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay."
"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."
"sucks to be a bad guy in the teenage mutant ninja turtle world like ""who stopped u"" ""turtles"" ""huh"" ""no they were like faster than normal"""