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Joke of the Day
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
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"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."
"My daughter spelled America ""Merica"" on a book report so now I'm searching her room for Trump campaign propaganda."
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."
"Why do republicans hate math? They were never comfortable with integration."
"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."
"If the Nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? Blitz!"
"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."
"What will fast food workers say in Trump's Amerika? Arbeit Macht Freis with that?"
"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."