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Joke of the Day

"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."

"My neighbor asked me to keep an eye on his house while he's out of town. I've already texted him ""Your house isn't on fire"" 42 times."

"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"

"Did you hear about the bear that fell into water and disappeared? He was polar."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"

"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""

"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"

"People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become god."