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Joke of the Day
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"
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"Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit."
"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"
"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"
"I think my cockney friend is obsessed with the desert. I asked him what he thought of my mixtape and he said, ""Sand's great."""
"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."