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"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"
"Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago."
"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."
"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."
"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."
"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."
"I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel."
"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."