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Joke of the Day
"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."
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"I put on real clothes today. What more can my boss want from me?"
"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."
"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"
"[interview] ""What's your strongest trait?"" My fingers. ""No, like... Are you pinching me??"" GIVE ME [fighting to maintain pinch] THE JOB"
"Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker? Hiyooooo Miyazaki."
"Whats the worst thing about the deaf women being raped She didn't hear them cumming"
"Do you have any raisins? What about a date?"
"Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap. He was resisting a rest."
"What does the Fox say? not the news"