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Joke of the Day

"Got bored last night and tried looking up the spanish translation of ""do not use"", but it ended up being no use."

"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"

"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."

"And The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" ...but John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."

"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"

"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."

"My school is having a best joke contest tomorrow... gimme your best All I got is How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."