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Joke of the Day
"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."
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"mike hawk is huge !!!"
"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"
"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."
"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"
"I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping... Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars."
"What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints..."
"My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret"
"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"