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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle"

"Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia? Shia Labeouf"

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."

"What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!"

"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."

"I might not be the ""best"" father in the world, but I'm also bad with money & know how to beat a polygraph."

"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"