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Joke of the Day

"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."

"How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little nazis."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"

"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"

"Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for."

"""Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff"" I feel it says all u need to know about me ""He's drunk with a cheeseburger"" Yes"

"Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger."

"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"Never go shopping on an empty stomach, I just went to Macy's before dinner and ate 7 turtle necks"