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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoesies? With little nazis."
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"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."
"What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? A salted pretzel"
"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"
"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"
"Why do black people wear lots of chains? It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves."
"Silence is Golden, except when coming from children... Then you'd better go check to see what's broken."
"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"