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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."

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"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership."
"[Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes."
"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"
"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"
"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"
"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"
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