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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"
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"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."
"Who named their company after your dick? Bill Gates."
"GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people"
"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."
"This Valentine's Day I'm single by choice Just not my choice"
"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."